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Freshman Masculine Wash: “Because Men Need to Feel Fresh and Clean Too!”

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We are building the website of a new customer and I found it amazing they had a new product in the market called: Freshman Masculine Wash. First thing that came to mind was Freshman College. Wrong. They mean Fresh MAN. Now what about that “Masculine Wash?”, I thought this was soap for MEN. Wrong again. This is soap for down there… you know like “feminine wash”, this time, it is MASCULINE WASH… you know for men’s private parts… oh, I get it.

Here’s their press release:

MEN NEED TO BE FRESH TOO!

Nowadays, men live a very active lifestyle. They engage themselves in a lot of sports activities as a way to de-stress from their very hectic career life. And naturally, men like to sweat a lot. But the question is, with all these sweaty activities, how do men refresh? Shower, Yes? But how can men get that ultimate fresh feeling? ‘Coz soaps alone won’t do the job.

Jovan is a regular cyclist. It’s his ultimate sports and he likes to bike around the metro during weekends and time-outs from work. “Cycling has been a part of my lifestyle, and I enjoy a little bit of running too. Almost all guy friends that I know enjoy cycling and running as an alternative workout in the gym.” Feeling all-sweaty has never been an alien feeling for a cyclist and a runner like Jovan. It’s part of the sports and he actually likes it. “Perspiring actually reminds you that you are shedding the pounds and fats that you want to lose so it’s okay. The more I perspire, the better.”

Now here comes the dilemma! Like Jovan, a lot of men are convinced that soaps alone can help you regain that fresh feeling, but we need to be informed that men too, need an intimate hygiene wash! Having that self-confidence and boost is important for men nowadays, and they tend to develop that feeling when they are “clean” and “fresh” all over. They feel “younger” and “more energetic” when they are “cool”. And having that “cool” feeling on men’s private parts has actually a scientific benefit!

According to research and doctors, having that 20% cooling feeling in men’s intimate areas can actually help them preserve the life span of their sperm and increase the number of counts required. Sperms are destroyed and definitely become low in counts when the intimate parts are much warmer than the body temperature.

So, giving men’s intimate parts some “cool”, “clean” and “refreshing” treat, is not just a feeling after all. It can also help men do wonders for their reproductive process! Now men don’t have to worry about soaps.
Freshman Masculine Wash has arrived!

It’s a masculine wash that thoroughly cleans unlike an ordinary soap! The product’s active ingredient, Tea Tree Oil, properly moisturizes the skin, neutrally balanced at ph7 making it gentle on the skin. It gives you that cool, fresh feeling that lasts all day!

It eliminates and protects the male genitals from germs that cause unwanted odor and itchiness! For minor scrapes and wounds, the masculine wash aids the immune system in the healing produces. Freshman Masculine Wash has also been dermatologically tested for proper intimate hygiene.

Freshman Masculine Wash is already available in the market for the suggested retail price of 79 pesos per bottle.

‘Cause men need to feel fresh, clean and cool too!

Visit http://www.freshmanmasculinewash.com

Intussusception caused by Instant Noodles that caused LBM and dehydration: May be Fatal to our Son

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Our eldest boy is in our care in a big hospital receiving whatever treatments we judge as appropriate and may save his life.  I have no time to post a blog about this right now.  It is life or death.  Let those instant noodles be da**ed and go to he**.  These are the dangers when children visit other households.

Our boy has been suffering since Saturday as posted in my previous blog, the next day was horrific non-stop pain.

Finally a no dye CT Scan shows Intussusception.  Which is possibly fatal.  We are doing the best we can with what limited window of time to save / cure my son.  Please wish us luck and send your prayers.

Loose Bowel Movement due to Instant Noodles

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This evening our 8 year old boy was complaining he had loose bowel movement, that his tummy was in pain, the whole thing.  Time to investigate the probably cause.  What did you and your siblings have for lunch?  I know I dropped them off at their cousins’ house.  All they could say was they had rice and “soup”.

I had to call up their cousins’ house, ask the maid.  So what did my kids have for lunch at their place?  Maid said “mami”, “instant mami”, what brand? “Lu**y M*.”

What?  My children ate total junk food?  Holy crap!  Crap indeed!  No wonder our 8 year old boy was crapping like crazy, his tummy doesn’t like that stuff.  His tummy is not familiar with that junk.

First aid.  Wife gets 2 small latundan bananas to solidify the poops and some water melon for hydration.

I was preparing the barefoot dewormer in case there was some poisoning but it seems after finding out the culprit, there is no need for the dewormer.

Lesson learned is not to trust kids’ meals like that.  “Instant mami noodles” is irresponsible junk food which is unfit for our children’s consumption.

Explanation: our 8 year old boy’s intestines recognized the “instant mami noodles” as junk and proceeded to crap it out pronto.

Live Small Raw Squid for Lunch

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I was lucky to find some live small raw squid in the Malabon City wet market. I was on my usual trip to buy horse meat then checked out their sea food section. The lady said they had these live and fresh items due to boat men parking on their dock. You can identify if the squid is still alive if the colors on its skin are still changing / rippling. In fishing towns, people have the notion that they should only buy live shellfish, live crabs, live squid… they are not fresh when dead.

The live squid was an enticing offer. I popped one in my mouth and it tasted great. So I bought what was there, just 1.1 kilos left. Got it for 280 pesos. Not cheap.

At home, preparation was:

  • Wash with water.
  • Get a dipping bowl for real natural vinegar.
  • Dip squid a few seconds just to “clean” it due to handling in the market.
  • Eat.
  • Show your nice black tongue.
  • My 5 year old girl found this delicious and fun with me.

I must have eaten around 400 grams of squid until I was full.  Just like the other meats I have.  Pretty good.  If I chance upon live squid again, I will buy it.  This method of eating by dipping in vinegar is what the market lady suggested.

Effective Rechargeable Electric Mosquito Swatter

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My wife is having so much fun with her new rechargeable electric mosquito swatter.  It sure beats killing mosquitoes by hand.  The success rate is higher and the satisfaction is when you hear the mosquito crackle and pop under the electric wires.

My wife doesn’t have to swat so hard.  Wherever the mosquito is flying, just turn it on and bring the swatter over to that general direction, the erratic mosquito flying pattern will hit it.

Along with our outdoor electric mosquito killer, this hand held battery operated device has probably killed hundreds and hundreds of mosquitoes which otherwise would have bitten us and our kids.

Mosquitoes are our tropical challenge, it seems these electronic gadgets are the way to go.  No pollution, no poisoning which would poison humans as well as mosquitoes.

The rechargeable electric mosquito swatter costs only P 199 in Ace Hardware.  Careful, don’t touch it when it is on, it is painful… promise… my wife tried it.

Danger: 2.5 Million Pregnant Women Targets of A(H1N1) Vaccinations

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*** This is addressed only to my family members.  If you are not a family member, do not read this.  This is meant to protect my family members. ***

Crazy news.  Philippine Department of Health administering FREE A(H1N1) “vaccines” donated by foreign countries when they all found out A(H1N1) was a dud full of baloney.  Poor DOH has to follow the foreign donors to administer vaccinations when the A(H1N1) had been literally forgotten.

Now they say their first priority is 420,000 health workers… just say no.

Then their secondary targets are 2.5 million PREGNANT WOMEN!!!

Since when did PREGNANT WOMEN become a TARGET FOR NEW DRUGS??????????

Isn’t it the norm that PREGNANT WOMEN avoid all junk food, avoid all drugs ? Now they want to prioritize drugging pregnant women?

Something fishy is afoot.  That’s 2.5 million children you want to DRUG with an experimental, foreign made, you don’t really know what is in it, and you don’t really trust who made it, and you want the FUTURE FILIPINOS to bear the brunt of this insane “FREE” foreign experiment???  No long term double blind studies have been made with this drug / vaccine.

I am alarmed by this.  If you are pregnant.  Run away or hide, refuse to take this “free” vaccine.

World Renowned Pianist Needs Arthritis Cure to Save Her Career

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There is a world renowned Filipino pianist who is suffering from arthritis on her hands.  She needs a CURE.  Not those idiotic steroids and pain relievers.  I want to see her play and play and play into healthy way old age.  So here is some arthritis cure advice:

Number 1. Stop all drugs.  Stop all steroids.  Stop all pain relievers.  The body needs to heal what it needs to heal.

Number 2. Buy some Quantum Mineral Drops and liberally wipe it on all over her hands and fingers where it hurts.  This will dissolve any acid crystal deposits.

Number 3.  Get some ghee / clarified butter at you Indian grocery such as Assad’s.  Use this as your lotion / massage oil when getting a massage.  As the quantum dissolves the crystals, the ghee will lubricate and supply fats to cleanse everything away.

Number 4. Get some organic apple cider vinegar in the supermarket or Healthy Options and mix some 2 tablespoons in 1/2 glass of water.  And drink 3 times a day.  This should alkalize her blood and allow for the deposits to go away.

Number 5. Eat a raw paleo diet.  This is the original human diet.  Raw / rare meat that is wild / grass fed and fatty, raw fatty, rare fatty, and some fruits in season.  Not cooked meat and not lean, because kidneys are distressed and damaged by a low fat diet and a very cooked meat diet.  Begin with lots of sashimi and organic raw eggs plus some watermelon, coconuts juice and meat and avocados, then go to farmer’s market for Batangas beef yellow fat, lots of it, sear / roast rare add some sea salt and freshly ground pepper.  Good for beginners.  Visit http://www.curemanual.com/diet-strategies/ and join the forum http://www.rawpaleoforum.com to learn from fellow practitioners of which I am one as well.

Number 6. Totally avoid all nightshade vegetables.  Avoid: tomato, potato, bell pepper, egg plant.  These are notorious inflammation causers, arthritis causers.  It is time to dump them from your grocery list.

Number 7. When you have done the above nutritious diet for some 2 weeks, you will be ready for some detox protocols you can find at http://www.curemanual.com/detox-protocols-and-treatments/ , do not do the hard items like vco detox and fasting, you don’t need it.

In 1 week your pain will be reduced drastically with zero pain relievers, in 1 month there will be zero pain.  In 3 to 6 months you will feel better and look younger and you will have strength and stamina to perform, and your mind will be much sharper.

Good skill and hope you feel better soon.