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Told the teacher: No wheat, no wheat and no wheat for my boy

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First day of school and my 2nd boy who is 5 years old didn’t eat much of his lunch. I asked what he had for a morning snack. The class had BREAD! Aaarrrggghhhh…. they fed my son inflammation causing, constipating, dirty, anti-nutrient loaded, mucus forming, obesity promoting, non-human food… WHEAT! It’s not their fault, they don’t know, just like most people. A parent thought the class chose well, that the bread was WHOLE WHEAT. Whole wheat, cracked wheat, partial wheat, wheat’s cousin… whatever wheat it is, it is ALL BAD. Any form or type of wheat is BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD.

So I trotted to school first thing in the morning on the second day of school to politely tell the teacher that my son had some dietary restrictions: chicken, pasteurized milk, and WHEAT. All forms of WHEAT are bad for my son: macaroni, spaghetti, noodles, pasta, bread… any bread… white bread… whole wheat bread… anything with flour… opt my son out. We will contribute fruits every week. My son has his own bundle and he usually has a fruit for snacks. He brought guava that day.

My son used to have eczema, just like me. His eczema became truly terrible. It was on and around his left ear, his butt, his legs. We isolated the culprits and they were all forms of chicken, all forms of pasteurized milk, all forms of wheat… and probably other grains… except for rice.

So my son needs an almost perfect paleolithic diet… the original human diet… rice works for him so it’s not technically paleo diet but close enough.

My son can eat all the raw meats his heart desires… but not wheat. My son eats raw fish, raw squid, raw duck eggs, raw fatty beef, raw wild boar, raw milk, raw liver, raw heart, raw brains… but not WHEAT! Brand it as celiac disease… who cares? My son eats like a caveman? I take that as a compliment. Like father like son. And we share the same birthday!

Teacher asks if my boy knows his restrictions. Yes, my boy absolutely knows what things are bad for him. He’s been sick before, he doesn’t want to be sick again. He won’t mind that his classmates eat bread and he does not.

My 4 year old girl suffered grave cold symptoms and felt terrible

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As I was about to sleep last night, my 4 year old girl started to moan.  She was having difficulty breathing as she had a bad cold.  I picked her up and brought her to a separate bed away from the sleeping older brothers.  She knew what was next, she knew I was going to shoot some Quantum Mineral Drops in her nostrils… which she hated, but will guarantee her to be able to breath in 1 minute.  Far faster than nebulizing.

She was fussy and turned away from me so I got impatient and forced the issue.  Got her.  He he he.  Sure, cry some more, but in a few minutes she calmed down and slept some… just some.

Early morning around 5am she was crying again.  She said her throat was painful.  My wife knew this was coming last night but because she thinks giving a child a herbal colon cleanser at night will probably make it messy for her in the morning, she decided not to give it to our girl.  Big mistake.  Is it worth this much suffering?  So at 5:45am I gave my daughter 2 tablespoons worth of Dr. Tam’s Miracle Tea.  We had to wait until 9am for my daughter to poop away her problems.

In the meantime, I wanted her liver to work.  At 5am I gave her 1 raw fertilized egg yolk.  Later she said she was thirsty and had some water melon.  And 5:45 the colon cleanser Dr. Tam’s. My girl is a glutton so at breakfast she had more fruit, some guava.

At around 7am she was puking.  Good for her.

She was crying the whole morning.  She felt terrible.  What do you expect?  She ate lots of bad food this past weekend.  It never fails you know.  Well meaning relatives who feel we the parents are “depriving” her.  Yes, we are depriving our children of misery of unhealth and illness.  So the well meaning spoilers who want to provide her with bad things gave her those things… which from their point of view was not junk food.

Junk food is a point of view.  The well meaning relatives found it satisfying to un-deprive our kids by feeding them commercial yogurt with fruit flavor, commercial tocino, commercial corn that looks most probably Genetically Modified, wheat bread, and when we aren’t looking, daily bites of chocolate.

My wife wasn’t content with the colon cleanser and gave her homeopathic Mercurious Vivus 4x per day.

I bet this episode isn’t over.  I arrived at dinner and they were already eating.  My daughter was given rice and cooked bangus fish.  I’m not happy with that.

Let’s see what happens tonight.