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Barbershop Manicurist cures me of painful corn problem under my left foot

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A few weeks ago I noticedmy left foot had a corn at the front middle underside.  Exactly where I press the clutch while driving.  That must be the cause.  Yesterday the pain of walking barefoot on the floor was getting to be awkward and painful.  Something had to be done.

I thought the most expedient way was to go to my barber and ask the manicurist to see.  I told her it seems to be hitting a nerve.  To her it was just another corn.  So she cut away, scrubbed her way and said that finally, she took the “eye” or the “seed” out and that I should be well now.

Indeed I was well.  But she cautioned that once a corn like that grew, it grew right back all the time.  Like a wart?  If it is a wart good old Mike Bote has a sure fire cure for warts.  I will find time to see Mike Bote about this case so it never has to return.

My 4 year old girl suffered grave cold symptoms and felt terrible

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As I was about to sleep last night, my 4 year old girl started to moan.  She was having difficulty breathing as she had a bad cold.  I picked her up and brought her to a separate bed away from the sleeping older brothers.  She knew what was next, she knew I was going to shoot some Quantum Mineral Drops in her nostrils… which she hated, but will guarantee her to be able to breath in 1 minute.  Far faster than nebulizing.

She was fussy and turned away from me so I got impatient and forced the issue.  Got her.  He he he.  Sure, cry some more, but in a few minutes she calmed down and slept some… just some.

Early morning around 5am she was crying again.  She said her throat was painful.  My wife knew this was coming last night but because she thinks giving a child a herbal colon cleanser at night will probably make it messy for her in the morning, she decided not to give it to our girl.  Big mistake.  Is it worth this much suffering?  So at 5:45am I gave my daughter 2 tablespoons worth of Dr. Tam’s Miracle Tea.  We had to wait until 9am for my daughter to poop away her problems.

In the meantime, I wanted her liver to work.  At 5am I gave her 1 raw fertilized egg yolk.  Later she said she was thirsty and had some water melon.  And 5:45 the colon cleanser Dr. Tam’s. My girl is a glutton so at breakfast she had more fruit, some guava.

At around 7am she was puking.  Good for her.

She was crying the whole morning.  She felt terrible.  What do you expect?  She ate lots of bad food this past weekend.  It never fails you know.  Well meaning relatives who feel we the parents are “depriving” her.  Yes, we are depriving our children of misery of unhealth and illness.  So the well meaning spoilers who want to provide her with bad things gave her those things… which from their point of view was not junk food.

Junk food is a point of view.  The well meaning relatives found it satisfying to un-deprive our kids by feeding them commercial yogurt with fruit flavor, commercial tocino, commercial corn that looks most probably Genetically Modified, wheat bread, and when we aren’t looking, daily bites of chocolate.

My wife wasn’t content with the colon cleanser and gave her homeopathic Mercurious Vivus 4x per day.

I bet this episode isn’t over.  I arrived at dinner and they were already eating.  My daughter was given rice and cooked bangus fish.  I’m not happy with that.

Let’s see what happens tonight.