Odd text message from my grandma’s nannie the other day. She said she was in the Cubao area and needed to know where to buy epsom salts. So I told her the epsom salts were either in Healthy Options in the malls or in the factory at Alysons Chemicals.
I thought my grandmother wanted it for pooping. Turns out the nannie said my grandmother wanted it for dipping her legs.
Oh yeah, I taught her that trick to bring circulation to her legs, epsom salts then hot cold, hot cold. A long time ago.
So this morning I bought her 2 kilograms of epsom salts in the factory after sending the kids to school. The trick is getting the epsom salts to her. I called the nannie to take a train and meet me at the mc donald’s on quezon avenue station. When she has the time, just text me. Whether it is me or the driver when the kids are at school. So the ball is in their hands.
If she wants circulation, my cayenne tincture can give her circulation. Just one dropperful every hour will get your blood circulating real good. Unfortunately she refused cayenne tincture every time I offered it to her. I said it was the best. But the hot taste she says she cannot take. Oh well, as Dr Schulze said, “if you don’t want the heat of cayenne than you can stay sick.” My cayenne tincture is popular at home. My wife, her brother and sisters, her mother. Cayenne tincture lovers. Why? Because it works.