A 32 year old woman code named G had extreme stomach acid pain frothing at the mouth and couldn’t speak anymore. She was taken to a prestigious hospital code named L. After a battery of tests, multiple doctor rotation, and a bill of P 150,000 pesos Hospital L discharged patient G without any results.
Luckily woman G had a senior woman boss named M who of course humanely took the initiative to help woman G. She suggested 1 full liter of Dr. Tam’s Miracle Tea taken 1/2 cup each night. Boss M’s theory is that woman G is just extremely constipated inside and needed a little colon cleansing.
Dr. Tam’s Miracle tea just did it’s miracle work. For only P 1,700 compared to 150,000 pesos of nothing, Dr. Tam’s fixed up woman G. After only 3 days of taking the colon cleanser, woman G is now able to walk and talk normally and her pain has gone. She describes some of the scary stuff she expelled as looking like “lumot” or moss like masses poop.
So the lesson of this story is when people are in trouble, begin with the basics. Why does the prestigious hospital L not have basic colon cleansing as a basic service? Is it in their business ethics to scam people with hard earned money? Is it in their nature to scam health insurance companies of hard earned money? If hospital L is over charging its patients, at least they should come up with satisfactory results!
What I would like to happen is for people to demand and complain about this fraud of “science” or “medicine” where they do not even come up with basic services such as colon cleansing. It’s the freakin’ 21st century, 2011!!! Yo to you hospital L, educate yourselves with colon cleansing!